TheStupidItHurts: TrumpsterTruth

Did you know that according to Donald Trump, Ted Cruz’s father, Rafael Cruz, was with Lee Harvey Oswald just before Oswald was shot?

“His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being — you know, shot. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous,” Trump said. “What is this, right prior to his being shot, and nobody even brings it up. They don’t even talk about that. That was reported, and nobody talks about it.”

“I think it’s absolutely horrible that a man can go and do that,” the billionaire continued. “I mean, what was he doing — what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the death? Before the shooting? It’s horrible.”

Indeed! Not only will Trump make America great again, but he’ll make conspiracy nutism, along with pedophile bathroom rights, higher taxes and amnesty great again as well!

Horrible…”absolutely horrible”…how could Rafael Cruz “go and do that”? What indeed “was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the death?” It’s horrible, just horrible.

Yep…”that was reported, and nobody talks about it.”

Who reported it and if this is true why in the world is no one talking about it?

The National Enquirer reported it, that’s why.

Yes that bastion of truth and honesty in reporting, the National Enquirer (a.k.a my latest blog post., the TrumpsterTruth News Network), is the authoritative source from which we know the “truth” about Rafael Cruz.

Did I mention that the source for this evidence is the National Enquirer?

Should I say it again? Okay just so you understand, the source for this “truth” that TheTrumpster is offering the national populace is who?

The National…Enquirer.

This is DeceitfulDonald.

This is TheTrumpster.

This is Trumpsterism.

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